Tweets

    leplastiquedick:

    -keron:

    leplastiquedick:

    We’re going on dates but we ain’t in a relationship ok?

    image

    image

    image


    (Source: thagoodthings)


    poyzn:

    Animals that are patiently awesome.


    thebabbagepatch:

    holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

    (Source: sizvideos)

    witchpop:

    *announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

    (Source: yoncevevo)


    momazhari:

    burn-down-the-world:

    This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

    I’M STILL LAUGHING.

    I will never not reblog this.

    image

    Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg